Every year during hunting season, "Jack" would head out to bring down a big buck. Jack's wife was always suspicious of how much hunting actually took place on those trips, so one year, she decided to put him to the test.

After packing his bags as she always had, "Jennifer" gave Jack a hug and the usual be-careful speech, and sent him on his way. Four days later, when Jack returned home, Jennifer wanted all the details of the trip.

After filling her in, he said, "By the way, you didn't pack me any underwear." She then reached down, picked up his shotgun case and opened it. There, folded neatly, was the underwear.

If I am not mistaken, Jack now hunts a lot closer to home.